{"id":262,"date":"2012-06-19T01:38:35","date_gmt":"2012-06-19T01:38:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/?p=262"},"modified":"2012-06-19T01:38:42","modified_gmt":"2012-06-19T01:38:42","slug":"the-worst-scenario-guide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/?p=262","title":{"rendered":"The Worst Scenario Guide"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong>This cool book is about barf to throwup and farts to ugly zits! It tells you what and how to deal with the worst scenario like farting a crowd pleaser in front of the whole class. And when this random guy just sudenly nostril vents all is crust from his nose into your favorite kind of pizza that you spent three months allowance on! What would you do in those senarios? Don&#8217;t have any ideas? Read this book and you will be satisfied.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This cool book is about barf to throwup and farts to ugly zits! It tells you what and how to deal with the worst scenario like farting a crowd pleaser in front of the whole class. And when this random guy just sudenly nostril vents all is crust from his nose into your favorite kind &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/?p=262\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Worst Scenario Guide&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=262"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":264,"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262\/revisions\/264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}