{"id":303,"date":"2012-08-14T03:07:03","date_gmt":"2012-08-14T03:07:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/?p=303"},"modified":"2012-08-14T03:07:03","modified_gmt":"2012-08-14T03:07:03","slug":"wayside-school-gets-a-little-stranger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/?p=303","title":{"rendered":"Wayside School Gets a Little Stranger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Before you read this, it&#8217;s a very confusing story. First of all, you should know that Wayside School has only one classroom on one story and there are actually thirty stories because the building makers got confused over which side was which. Second of all, there is a teacher named Ms.Zarves. She teaches on the nineteenth story. But there is no nineteenth story. Do you get that? Good. Explain it to Calvin. He does NOT get that there is no ninteenth story. Third of all, the kids have confusing names for their pets.<br \/>\nName of Kid              Kind of Pet                  Name of Pet<br \/>\nDeeDee                   Dog                          Cat<br \/>\nRon                      Cat                          Dog<br \/>\nD.J                      Dog                          O.K<br \/>\nJenny                    Dog                          What<br \/>\nMac                      Dog                          Mac<br \/>\nJoy                      Dog                          Todd<br \/>\nAnd then so on and so on. Confusing, isn&#8217;t it? Try reading this book for more details.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Before you read this, it&#8217;s a very confusing story. First of all, you should know that Wayside School has only one classroom on one story and there are actually thirty stories because the building makers got confused over which side was which. Second of all, there is a teacher named Ms.Zarves. She teaches on the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/?p=303\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Wayside School Gets a Little Stranger&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=303"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":304,"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303\/revisions\/304"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}