{"id":342,"date":"2012-08-29T03:23:02","date_gmt":"2012-08-29T03:23:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/?p=342"},"modified":"2012-08-29T03:23:02","modified_gmt":"2012-08-29T03:23:02","slug":"night-of-the-living-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/?p=342","title":{"rendered":"Night of the Living Dead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Greg got out the new blue pencil that his father gave him. It said &#8216;Beware what you write&#8217; and it glowed in the dark,too. It was a super edition, a Glowex. Then Greg started to write.<br \/>\n   &#8216; It was a dark and stormy night. Here was a old hag waiting outside a prince&#8217;s door. When the door opened, she asked&#8217; May I have the honor of sleeping and dining in the castle?&#8217;. The prince was disgusted. &#8216; Art thou absurd? To let, or not to let, that is the question? Ha! I am a powerful prince and thou arth just a measly little subject. And take a nights rest here? Nonsense!&#8217; The old hag was actualy a almighty witch, who was angry, and a enemy that&#8217;s a witch is NOT good. Espeacially if she is smart. She turned into her real self and placed a curse on him that only a true love&#8217;s punch could heal him. And then turned him into a painting of Vincent Van Gogh. 9812346781932456 years later, a ugly girl commented on how ugly the painting was and took a swing at it. Instantly Prince Ole&#8217;Mc Donald appeared and had had a bloody nose. They got into a fight. The end.<br \/>\nSuddenly, the paper became 3-D and the charecters came to life. Now really, the end!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greg got out the new blue pencil that his father gave him. It said &#8216;Beware what you write&#8217; and it glowed in the dark,too. It was a super edition, a Glowex. Then Greg started to write. &#8216; It was a dark and stormy night. Here was a old hag waiting outside a prince&#8217;s door. When &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/?p=342\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Night of the Living Dead&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=342"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":353,"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342\/revisions\/353"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}