{"id":373,"date":"2012-10-05T03:48:43","date_gmt":"2012-10-05T03:48:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/?p=373"},"modified":"2012-10-05T03:48:43","modified_gmt":"2012-10-05T03:48:43","slug":"how-dodo-got-to-be-a-swat-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/?p=373","title":{"rendered":"How Dodo got to be a SWAT 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>     Googoo Diaper sipped some iced coffe and leaned back in his chair. This is the life, he told himself. Suddenly, a alarm sounded. Googoo Diaper stood up and asked wher the alarm came from. The sergent saluted and said &#8220;General Diaper, it is coming from North bound for approximatly 125 miles, then turn in 5 circles while you are on your head and then come back the way like so.&#8221; Googoo&#8217;s face got red. &#8221; You think I&#8217;m that stupid? You little weasel! One more time you do that, I will put you on community service for 5 years. &#8221; What ever&#8221; the guy replied. &#8221; Sure. Since it&#8217;s &#8216;Whatever&#8217;, I will do that!&#8221; Googoo huffed.<br \/>\n     Googoo went to the identity switching place and switched his name to Dodo. That is how Dodo got to be a SWAT.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Googoo Diaper sipped some iced coffe and leaned back in his chair. This is the life, he told himself. Suddenly, a alarm sounded. Googoo Diaper stood up and asked wher the alarm came from. The sergent saluted and said &#8220;General Diaper, it is coming from North bound for approximatly 125 miles, then turn in 5 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/?p=373\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;How Dodo got to be a SWAT 2&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=373"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":376,"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions\/376"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reading.isnew.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}