The sky was streaked with many bright colors. Hannus was walking through the crowded Paris streets. Then she saw the color of the sky she started into ajog until she became a blur. See, there is one magical power for each of the people who lived in Paris, given by the Eiffel Tower. Her’s was getting everywhere on time and going as faster than a speeding jet. People got knocked over when when she came in their direction. Then when she finaly reached the Palace, Queen Readitevilinafu was waiting at the gate way, gaurded by atleast one hundred fifty guards. Hannus let out a huge gasp. No wonder gaurds always were in her face! She was incredibley beutiful? NO WAY!!! SHE WAS SOOOO UGLY! Hannus had seen a cock roach prettier than that!
Month: June 2012
The Worst Scenario Guide
This cool book is about barf to throwup and farts to ugly zits! It tells you what and how to deal with the worst scenario like farting a crowd pleaser in front of the whole class. And when this random guy just sudenly nostril vents all is crust from his nose into your favorite kind of pizza that you spent three months allowance on! What would you do in those senarios? Don’t have any ideas? Read this book and you will be satisfied.
Is Television Good for You?
The positive part of television is when you watch good and educational shows and you learn or get a idea that is useful and can use in life. You can also test your memory by going on the Jeopardy show and answer those questions and if you get them all right, good for you. Maybe you should go in Jeopardy! And try to practice reading by watching foreign movies that have captions under them and read or try making up your own stories.
The negative part of watching television is that if you watch it for over two hours, your eye sight would not really be good. If you watch bad and inappropriate movies, it could affect your usual brain function or damage it and make you do abnormal stuff that you would never do. If you watch at night, it could trick your brain into thinking that it is day and you could easily stare at television all day.
My conclusion is that television has both negative and positives. Like while you can trick your brain it’s day, you can still learn things that our parents have’nt taught us. But still for safety reasons, you should not watch television for over two hours.
Quest for Gems 3
Hannus finaly decided to go to the queen’s castle after the funeral that day. Just the thought of it made her almost cry in anger and and sadness. Then she called Sunsugi to go to his sister’s funeral. They had to hurry to go there and saw her pale corpse in the pure crystal glass and then saw a shimmery figure of her pulling away and the ghost flew away. Do you know the saying out of sight, out of mind? Well, that saying is a lie. Don’t you remember your mother, father, and family? Any way, Hannus hated the saying. She didn’t like it at all.
Quest for Gems 2
Hannus yelled at Chamsugi to come this instant. BIG MISTAKE!!! Chamsugi fainted and had to go to the Emergency Room. Sunsugi kept on crying and complaining. “Shush” was repeated many times. Hannus’s heart skipped a beat. Would Chamsugi have concusion? Surgery? What would happen to her? As all those questions ran through her mind, Chamsugi made a feeble, pitiful, sad cough. Sunsugi started to wail and flounder every where. The docter’s said that Chamsugi had to stay there for a few days. The next day a letter came that Chamsugi had a heart attack and she died while pooping diareha out. She and Sunsugi mourned sadley.
The Quest for Gems 1
Once upon a time…. ” Hey!!!” said Hannus. Oh wow! Sunsuni had pooped in his little diper again! “Will some body get the water started?”. Chamsugi was already turning the water on. Hannus went to the bathroom and began washing Sunsugi’s butt and then put a fresh diper on and told every body to be quiet. Then a envolope came under the door and Hannus began to read it and found out it was from the Queen. It was a quest for jewlery and gems that had suddenly disappeared in fog. Then Hannus gasped. On the bottem it said that if she did not come or be late or fail, her family, friends, and herself would be killed and she would be the last to die so that they could make her see all her loved ones slowly getting choked ,executed, hanged, or worse stretched until the arm, legs, and head pops off and she had to be there two days from this day. What will happen?
chirp chirp crickets in your backyard
This awesome book about cricket tells you what kind of crickets there are, where they live, and what they do. Did you know a cricket use little tiny holes in there body parts to breath. Did you also know that they actually sing instead of chirp to find mates. Can you name all the body parts of an cricket? It is easy, try it with me head, thorax, abdomen, atennae,(a-te-nnae) four front legs, two wings,(ovious), two back legs, and one ovipositer.A cricket uses the atennae to touch and smell, the front legs are for walking, two back legs are for jumping, a female cricket has wings but doesn’t chirp, and eggs come out of the ovipositer. boys do not have ovipositer because of course they do not lay eggs like persons.i recomend this book to you to read. bye. or go to dog hound to learn more.
Hunger Games No.2 Catching Fire
It’s the Quarter Quell. That’s when it is the 25th times whatever. Like it was the 74th year last year. Now it’s the 75th, and it’s time for the third Quarter Quell. And Katniss is going to go in the arena worried that Persident Snow is going to murder or at the very least try to terrorize them. Peeta and Katniss. The ‘ Starcrossed Lovers ‘ act is still going. Lots of people get hurt.And did I tell you, the only people who play in the Quarter Quell are the winners in the Hunger Games? This time, winners know how to kill and they have lots of skill. What will happen to her family, friends, Peeta, and herself? Would she die? Read to find out more.
Bites
BITES. It’s all about Vampyrs to Werewolves.Like what would you do if you were cornered with a werewolf just waiting from seconds to devour you? Do you have any weapons or bullets made out of pure silver? Any crosses, garlic, or bible verses for a vampyr? Problblaby not. I mean who beleives in them and and what kind of person carries those? read to find out what will happen.
the worst case scenario survival hanbook :junior edition
The book is about boogers, barf, and bad breath. This book also gives you instruction to deal with a bird pooping on your head, everybody around you doing bad stuff,and nostril venting.One of the most thing i like is when you survive you’re friends breath. so you first breath through you’re mouth when you’re friends mouth is stinky then you offer a stick of minty fresh gum. another part that i like is when it teaches you how to say health and may your wishes come true in Brazil, Sweden, France, Germany, Italy, Poland, and last but not least Spain! But I don’t know why there is one make your wishes come true and six health. the part that i don’t like is when a boy covers his nose and blows 3 boogers on other pizza because he was done with his. I recommend this book to you yo read.