Jack

Jack
Jack has great humor, he is very smart and intelligent, and he is a great brother when Annie runs away before they read the book that Morgan or Merlin gives, he goes to his sister and follow everywhere around. Wouldn’t you want a brother like Jack? Jack is very serious about everything he does; He’s also an organized person. Jack is cautious and studious. He likes to make notes of important facts and think things out trough before taking action. Annie and jack team up together and finish every mission they have. Jack also does not give up until their whole in tire mission is over (well sometimes)!! When I first read magic tree house I thought Jack wasn’t Annie’s brother. But when I start to read the book Jack is being a terrific brother that cares so much about his sister, which is Annie. Jack is always learning stuff really fast and has a big brain that can memorize all the important facts that a truly important person said not to forget.
I picked this book, and I picked Jack is because Jack is one of my favorite characters in any book.
Thank You for reading my project!!

A Crusty story

Once upon a time, people drilled holes in the ground and broke the Earth’s crust. One day, the drills hit something. When they looked at it, it looked like a black haired man. Then the person stood without any tools and had a huge bump on his head. It was Hades, king of the underland.THen Poseidon came and said wassup bro to Hades, and the people were like, okay, and started up the ladder. Then suddenly, this greecian guy bowed to Hades and said a quick prayer. THen he turned to Poseidon and did the same thing. Then he pulled out 2 crusty cookies and gave them to Poseidon and Hades. THey were like what the heck? But in the end, they ate it.The End! For now.

How Dodo got to be a SWAT 2

Googoo Diaper sipped some iced coffe and leaned back in his chair. This is the life, he told himself. Suddenly, a alarm sounded. Googoo Diaper stood up and asked wher the alarm came from. The sergent saluted and said “General Diaper, it is coming from North bound for approximatly 125 miles, then turn in 5 circles while you are on your head and then come back the way like so.” Googoo’s face got red. ” You think I’m that stupid? You little weasel! One more time you do that, I will put you on community service for 5 years. ” What ever” the guy replied. ” Sure. Since it’s ‘Whatever’, I will do that!” Googoo huffed.
Googoo went to the identity switching place and switched his name to Dodo. That is how Dodo got to be a SWAT.

How Dodo got to be a SWAT

Once upon a second, there was a ugly baby that was born. His mother was disgusted at him, so she decided to call him Dodo. Like the Dumbo elephant. Then she threw him out the window, suprising the docters and making her go to court. And of course, they thought the poor kid was murdered and sent her to the slammer. But mean while, Dodo got carried away on the back of a van, just barely stuck between a ladder’s rung. And got to a nice little village where a old widow lived out on top of the hill. Then when the car stopped, the baby flew out of the little ledge and landed right in the hag’s arms. Then she screamed with happiness and rushed inside.
First thing she did was rename him Googoogaga Diaper, thinking so weirdly. Then, although she was 77 years old, she joined the mother’s group! How bizzare is that? I mean all the people were twenty or thirty! And she was more than twice the age! She stuffed the baby in the picnic basket the next day. But somehow, the baby escaped and smelled danger. So the old hag followed the baby. There was a man, circled in fire, dozing. The baby woke him up and saved him.
When the baby grew up until he was 25, he met the guy again. Then Googoogaga Diaper was made a SWAT guy because the guy who he saved was the new cop.

Night of the Living Dead

Greg got out the new blue pencil that his father gave him. It said ‘Beware what you write’ and it glowed in the dark,too. It was a super edition, a Glowex. Then Greg started to write.
‘ It was a dark and stormy night. Here was a old hag waiting outside a prince’s door. When the door opened, she asked’ May I have the honor of sleeping and dining in the castle?’. The prince was disgusted. ‘ Art thou absurd? To let, or not to let, that is the question? Ha! I am a powerful prince and thou arth just a measly little subject. And take a nights rest here? Nonsense!’ The old hag was actualy a almighty witch, who was angry, and a enemy that’s a witch is NOT good. Espeacially if she is smart. She turned into her real self and placed a curse on him that only a true love’s punch could heal him. And then turned him into a painting of Vincent Van Gogh. 9812346781932456 years later, a ugly girl commented on how ugly the painting was and took a swing at it. Instantly Prince Ole’Mc Donald appeared and had had a bloody nose. They got into a fight. The end.
Suddenly, the paper became 3-D and the charecters came to life. Now really, the end!

Frankentaz

What would you do if you were stuck in a room with a docter? But nt any docter that gives you shots. Dr. Frankenstine and his monster needs a brain with the perfect size. And the only brain with the perfect size was yours? Poor Bugs and Taz are stuck in Frankenstein’s castle in Translvania, just about to die because f a bunch f evil teddy bears created by doc Frankenstein when he was a kid. Poor mother! She would have to clean-up those flesh-eating monsters! In the end Taz and Bugs get out, but how did they come out? Brainless? Eyeless? Any-other-part-of-the bodyless? What will happen? If ya’ wanna’ find out wha’ happened, read this book now!

The Murderer in the Apple Tree

There was her body, just dangling on a twig. Then she dropped, her body meeting the rich, moist, soil with a sickening squelch. That was murder, Rachel relized in horor. There was a murderer up in the apple tree. And the bad thing is, the murderer knows she witnissed it. The next day a stone gargoyle falls inches away from her body. Later that day, a poisoned AK47 gun pellets shower on her pet rabbit, who was just one yard away from her. And Rachel knew that the Murderer wouldn’t stop trying to kill her until she was dead.
Since her sister Tracy was getting married, know body would listen ecxept for this guy who is her ex-boyfriend. But a few days later, she relizes it’s him that’s out to get her. When a poison dart comes flying twords her a ninja-like guy takes out a ninja shiriku and throws it so that the poison dart goes off the way to their hearts.
The day after that, on dinner, she found out that her food was poisoned when her neighbor’s cat eats some chicken off Rachel’s plate. The murderer was desperate and trying as hard as possible to kill her. Would he succede? What will happen next? Read the next The Murderer in the Apple Tree.

The Seer of Shadows

The time and year is 1872. The place is Manhatten, New York City. Horace Carpetine has been raised in a family of logical people, therefore, thinks logicaly. So as a pretty smart apprentice of Enoch Middleditch, a skilled photographer, he thinks of his trade like it’s a scientific version of art. But when a wealthy lady named Mrs. Frederick Von Macht orders a portrait, strange things start to happen.
Horace’s first real photographs start showing their dead nephew. Mrs and Mr. Frederick Von Macht get angry and the Mister almost got in a fist fight with Mr. Middleditch. A black slave named Pegg, even though they are illegal now, tells him how a girl named Elenora had died. Elenora’s last words were ‘I’ll get revenge. Don’t you worry Pegg.’ So Horace knew the owner of the house was evil. But how had elenora died?
She died of murder. Or something like that. She had been born in a very rich family. But then her mother and father died, so she inherited all the money. The Frederick Von Macht wanted all the money for themselves. So they adopted her and tried to get her to sign the paper that let them hve all her money. But she refused. THen she got sick. The evil couple refused to call the docter unless she signed it. So she died of the terrible sickness. In the end, the money went to the poor. But now they beleive that Elenora has come back to punish and torture the evil ones who had once abused and killed her.

Myth-O-Mania: Medusa

You Probably know Medusa. But you misunderstand her and her sisters. She was born with a ugly face and snake hair, right? Wrong. Can you really keep a secret? Fine then. I’ll tell you. Wait a second! Are you telling me I’m trying to kill time until you have to go to the bathroom? I’ll tell you rriigghhiitt…..NOW!!!
Medusa was a very beautiful girl, daughter of the old sea king who had given his place gladly to Poseidon. Then they had a contest. I mean, Athena and Poseidon were called to a challenge. In a small town, they declared that who ever made the better present for the town, wins and the town would name it after the god. Athena gave them a olive tree. While Poseidon, poor Poseidon, gave them a rock that was cracked and it flowed water out. But unfortunatly, it was salty water. So that’s why the town was named Athens.
Poseidon then invited Hades, Zeus, and Medusa and her sisters to a party in Athena’s new temple. He bragged that it was his. But Hades and Zeus knew that he was lying to impress them. Just then, Athena appeared. Hdes tried to convince her that it was a accident. Zeus just escaped from his daughter’s fiery temper. But she just froze him. Poseidon was silent. Then Athena turned on Medusa and her sisters. Then she cursed them. But Poseidon and Medusa fell in love and had a son named Pegasus. THen she went into hiding. That is the gruesome tale of Medusa, the former moon goddess.

Pirates of the Retail Wasteland

Leon and his friends just can’t take it any more. They are so mad, they literaly have steam coming out of their noses. And why is that? The only decent place in town, Sip, the coffee shop, is closing down for Mega Mart, Burger Box, and Quickway, which is unfair for little Sip. So they decide to stop the chain shops, all owned by the same greedy owner. But what could and can they do? They are just sixth grade gifted pool kids! THen they come up with a risky, scary, and dangerous course of action. And beleive me, this plot is not simple.
They arranged to do this: Protest. Yup. That’s right. Protest. Simple, right? No. They have many possibilitys. Like arrest and even worse, murder. Leon has other problems, too.
THe Leon’s Problem List
1. Father has weird mowhawk
2.He has a unwanted crush that’s name is Anna
3.His friend Dustin’s attempt to make the principel fire the gym teacher by composing poems
What had Leon done to deserve these things? Nothing. And whenever his friend Dustin, writes a poem, he thinks Dustin is so stupid when he’s not!!! You should read this book because it sort of has the kid beats teacher feeling. If you want those kinds of books, try reading Adam Selzer’s hilarious,zany, and definatly insane book. He also wrote ‘Extrodiary’, ‘I kissed a Zombie and I LIKED IT’, and ‘How to get suspended and influence people’. You should definatly give a huge thumbs up at all of those books!