Once upon a second, there was a ugly baby that was born. His mother was disgusted at him, so she decided to call him Dodo. Like the Dumbo elephant. Then she threw him out the window, suprising the docters and making her go to court. And of course, they thought the poor kid was murdered and sent her to the slammer. But mean while, Dodo got carried away on the back of a van, just barely stuck between a ladder’s rung. And got to a nice little village where a old widow lived out on top of the hill. Then when the car stopped, the baby flew out of the little ledge and landed right in the hag’s arms. Then she screamed with happiness and rushed inside.
First thing she did was rename him Googoogaga Diaper, thinking so weirdly. Then, although she was 77 years old, she joined the mother’s group! How bizzare is that? I mean all the people were twenty or thirty! And she was more than twice the age! She stuffed the baby in the picnic basket the next day. But somehow, the baby escaped and smelled danger. So the old hag followed the baby. There was a man, circled in fire, dozing. The baby woke him up and saved him.
When the baby grew up until he was 25, he met the guy again. Then Googoogaga Diaper was made a SWAT guy because the guy who he saved was the new cop.
