Month: August 2012

It’s a army. Wait, it’s a woman! She’s galloping like her life depends on it. She’s pretty. But a few days later, he Sigirian finds out she’s his aunt, 2 times removed. And she’s evil and had killed his mother. Then another tinkling voice, another faerie, helps him get over a fever. Yes, his aunt is a faerie. The tinkling voice also she tells him a story. A weird story. A story about a curse that made the princess in the Forbidden Woods prick her finger on a poison thorn and die. But the kind faerie that helped him made her sleep instead of die and only the right prince can help her. Can Sigirian save her kingdom? Read this book to find out.

The temple has been burned.Grandmaster is dead. The only five survivors have scattered like the wind. Alone.
Little Malao is all alone. No brothers, no mentors, no techers. Just little eleven-year old Malao, or Monkey in Mandarin. His Grandmaster has told them to scatter into the north, south, east, and west. But Malao? He always confuses the direction and goes around in circles. So he’s there when he finally sees his brother Hok, or Crane in Mandarin. That’s when he sees a human head like ball. Wait a second. It is a head. Grandmaster’s head.

Before you read this, it’s a very confusing story. First of all, you should know that Wayside School has only one classroom on one story and there are actually thirty stories because the building makers got confused over which side was which. Second of all, there is a teacher named Ms.Zarves. She teaches on the nineteenth story. But there is no nineteenth story. Do you get that? Good. Explain it to Calvin. He does NOT get that there is no ninteenth story. Third of all, the kids have confusing names for their pets.
Name of Kid Kind of Pet Name of Pet
DeeDee Dog Cat
Ron Cat Dog
D.J Dog O.K
Jenny Dog What
Mac Dog Mac
Joy Dog Todd
And then so on and so on. Confusing, isn’t it? Try reading this book for more details.

“Am I dreaming?” asked Fillip. “Yes, you are.” said Phillip “Now try waking up.” So he tried waking up and then he found his mother shaking him awake. It was all a big dream, he realized. His ‘twin brother’ thing was fake. But what’s this? It was his head wound. He discovered it later in the day when he was reading. It said something about Prince Phillip, Prince Fillip, and Sacura and Sakura. It said that one day, Fillip had suddenly disappeared. Then a few days later, they discoved that a woman hijhaked into his brain and made him think that she was his mother. Then they had time traveled in to the year 2012. That was today. And his brother was long dead.

Phersephone screamed for Demeter, which is her mother. She tried to escape. But since she could’nt, Phillip and Fillip jumped right on the golden carrige. That’s when Medusa came with her sisters. Medusa had a blue hand bang on her head and her stomach was swallown with Pegasus, Posiedon and Medusa’s son. Suddenly the song ‘Ate 8 Eights’ song came out of invisible speakers. This was a theater!