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The time and year is 1872. The place is Manhatten, New York City. Horace Carpetine has been raised in a family of logical people, therefore, thinks logicaly. So as a pretty smart apprentice of Enoch Middleditch, a skilled photographer, he thinks of his trade like it’s a scientific version of art. But when a wealthy lady named Mrs. Frederick Von Macht orders a portrait, strange things start to happen.
Horace’s first real photographs start showing their dead nephew. Mrs and Mr. Frederick Von Macht get angry and the Mister almost got in a fist fight with Mr. Middleditch. A black slave named Pegg, even though they are illegal now, tells him how a girl named Elenora had died. Elenora’s last words were ‘I’ll get revenge. Don’t you worry Pegg.’ So Horace knew the owner of the house was evil. But how had elenora died?
She died of murder. Or something like that. She had been born in a very rich family. But then her mother and father died, so she inherited all the money. The Frederick Von Macht wanted all the money for themselves. So they adopted her and tried to get her to sign the paper that let them hve all her money. But she refused. THen she got sick. The evil couple refused to call the docter unless she signed it. So she died of the terrible sickness. In the end, the money went to the poor. But now they beleive that Elenora has come back to punish and torture the evil ones who had once abused and killed her.

You Probably know Medusa. But you misunderstand her and her sisters. She was born with a ugly face and snake hair, right? Wrong. Can you really keep a secret? Fine then. I’ll tell you. Wait a second! Are you telling me I’m trying to kill time until you have to go to the bathroom? I’ll tell you rriigghhiitt…..NOW!!!
Medusa was a very beautiful girl, daughter of the old sea king who had given his place gladly to Poseidon. Then they had a contest. I mean, Athena and Poseidon were called to a challenge. In a small town, they declared that who ever made the better present for the town, wins and the town would name it after the god. Athena gave them a olive tree. While Poseidon, poor Poseidon, gave them a rock that was cracked and it flowed water out. But unfortunatly, it was salty water. So that’s why the town was named Athens.
Poseidon then invited Hades, Zeus, and Medusa and her sisters to a party in Athena’s new temple. He bragged that it was his. But Hades and Zeus knew that he was lying to impress them. Just then, Athena appeared. Hdes tried to convince her that it was a accident. Zeus just escaped from his daughter’s fiery temper. But she just froze him. Poseidon was silent. Then Athena turned on Medusa and her sisters. Then she cursed them. But Poseidon and Medusa fell in love and had a son named Pegasus. THen she went into hiding. That is the gruesome tale of Medusa, the former moon goddess.

Leon and his friends just can’t take it any more. They are so mad, they literaly have steam coming out of their noses. And why is that? The only decent place in town, Sip, the coffee shop, is closing down for Mega Mart, Burger Box, and Quickway, which is unfair for little Sip. So they decide to stop the chain shops, all owned by the same greedy owner. But what could and can they do? They are just sixth grade gifted pool kids! THen they come up with a risky, scary, and dangerous course of action. And beleive me, this plot is not simple.
They arranged to do this: Protest. Yup. That’s right. Protest. Simple, right? No. They have many possibilitys. Like arrest and even worse, murder. Leon has other problems, too.
THe Leon’s Problem List
1. Father has weird mowhawk
2.He has a unwanted crush that’s name is Anna
3.His friend Dustin’s attempt to make the principel fire the gym teacher by composing poems
What had Leon done to deserve these things? Nothing. And whenever his friend Dustin, writes a poem, he thinks Dustin is so stupid when he’s not!!! You should read this book because it sort of has the kid beats teacher feeling. If you want those kinds of books, try reading Adam Selzer’s hilarious,zany, and definatly insane book. He also wrote ‘Extrodiary’, ‘I kissed a Zombie and I LIKED IT’, and ‘How to get suspended and influence people’. You should definatly give a huge thumbs up at all of those books!

Sam Bamford loves playing online chess with his friend Vlad from Romainia. They are both begginers. But Vlad must be either a natural or have a better teacher because for some reason, Vlad always wins! And when Sam hears that Vlads going into a huge chess contest from his cousin Mabel, he gets mad. Why does Mabel have to tell him that and what kind of begginer is going into a contest with Buddy Ryan in it? He’s the best player in America! What will happen?

The tubby chubby tabby is back in the house and he’s livin’ larger and fatter than ever! So whether and when ever he’s pulling, tugin’, and enveloping Pooky into a Herculean hug, arguing with the talking scale, munching on his the Leaning tower of Piza I mean Pizza, Garfield’s favorite motto is still the same, exept for ‘I’m always in the mood for food’, it’s Big is ALWAYS Better’!

Big Nate is taking it from the top-the top on the immediate detention list! Nate Wright is eleven years old, four and a half feet tall, and the all star detention trouble maker. He calls himself genius, smart, and macho. But he’s really just a small six grader. And want to know who calls him Big Nate? Nobody. The nickname just doesn’t suit and stay on him. I mean, He always gets bullied! Try reading this book NOW!!!

It’s a army. Wait, it’s a woman! She’s galloping like her life depends on it. She’s pretty. But a few days later, he Sigirian finds out she’s his aunt, 2 times removed. And she’s evil and had killed his mother. Then another tinkling voice, another faerie, helps him get over a fever. Yes, his aunt is a faerie. The tinkling voice also she tells him a story. A weird story. A story about a curse that made the princess in the Forbidden Woods prick her finger on a poison thorn and die. But the kind faerie that helped him made her sleep instead of die and only the right prince can help her. Can Sigirian save her kingdom? Read this book to find out.

The temple has been burned.Grandmaster is dead. The only five survivors have scattered like the wind. Alone.
Little Malao is all alone. No brothers, no mentors, no techers. Just little eleven-year old Malao, or Monkey in Mandarin. His Grandmaster has told them to scatter into the north, south, east, and west. But Malao? He always confuses the direction and goes around in circles. So he’s there when he finally sees his brother Hok, or Crane in Mandarin. That’s when he sees a human head like ball. Wait a second. It is a head. Grandmaster’s head.

Before you read this, it’s a very confusing story. First of all, you should know that Wayside School has only one classroom on one story and there are actually thirty stories because the building makers got confused over which side was which. Second of all, there is a teacher named Ms.Zarves. She teaches on the nineteenth story. But there is no nineteenth story. Do you get that? Good. Explain it to Calvin. He does NOT get that there is no ninteenth story. Third of all, the kids have confusing names for their pets.
Name of Kid Kind of Pet Name of Pet
DeeDee Dog Cat
Ron Cat Dog
D.J Dog O.K
Jenny Dog What
Mac Dog Mac
Joy Dog Todd
And then so on and so on. Confusing, isn’t it? Try reading this book for more details.

“Am I dreaming?” asked Fillip. “Yes, you are.” said Phillip “Now try waking up.” So he tried waking up and then he found his mother shaking him awake. It was all a big dream, he realized. His ‘twin brother’ thing was fake. But what’s this? It was his head wound. He discovered it later in the day when he was reading. It said something about Prince Phillip, Prince Fillip, and Sacura and Sakura. It said that one day, Fillip had suddenly disappeared. Then a few days later, they discoved that a woman hijhaked into his brain and made him think that she was his mother. Then they had time traveled in to the year 2012. That was today. And his brother was long dead.